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When a man cums in a woman's asshole and she shits it out.
"My boyfriend wants to try a chocolate frosty" .
chocolate merendero it's a thing that could happen during a doggy style, if she has some little trace of shit around her butthole and one of these ones drops on your fingers you could """accidentaly""" let her suck your fingers
yesterday i had sex with a chick and i did her a chocolate merendero
When you put plastic vampire teeth in your butthole and chew nicotine gum while yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE".
Friday nights me and the boys like to Chocolate Vampire it up, some call us vamp-damp-boys.
One who licks the deepest darkest "chocolate" valley. Also known as one who licks the crack.
That man is a chocolate valley licker!
A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.
She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.
The act of getting gangbanged by 3 or more black homeless men against your will in the back ally of 7/11
Please help me I was in a chocolate cake
Chocolate cake (n.): a person’s ass that’s completely covered in liquid shit, causing it to look like a chocolate cake.
Person 1: “I really want to eat some chocolate cake.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”