Fishy fish 🐠

When your house smells fishy because you killed him once again, your fish is dead and you can’t do anything to save him, you brought him to show and tell. The others students sure had fun watching him swim around. You showed it to the school nurse, but it was too late, It stayed out of water for too long! You tried CPR, but the damn thing didn’t move!! So you carried it by the fun and buried it next to your dead dog, poor fish

I’m sorry I killed you fishy fish 🐠 I just wanted to show you to my friends

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Fish Tank(ing)

When a female has a smelly pussy, and traps you under the bed sheets.. much like the common Dutch Oven.

The hilarity of my boyfriend's dutch oven was quickly dissolved when I instead spread my legs and the dreadful smell of pussy entraped him in a tank of my vaginal fishyness. Boom, fish tank(ing).

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fish roll up

a cigar filled with weed that you use as a dido on your gf before you smoke it

there's so much pussy juice on this thing

yeah man its gonna be a good fish roll up today

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rotten banana fish

A woman who is unaware of her twat smelling like a rotten banana or rotting fish mixed with piss.

"See the blonde hair blue eyes over across the way?"
"Yeah, why is she alone?"
"It's probably the aroma of her smelling like a rotten banana fish in between her legs."

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Rusty Fish hook with a twist

This is the beautiful act of where you are laying the pipe and you stick your finger in your partners brown eye. wiggle you finger till your partner starts to squirm. at this point with one single sweep, hook your finger in their mouth an pull hard. the twist..... while you are pulling like you caught a beast of a fish spit in their mouth. let go. then proceed to blow your man juice on them and laugh hysterically. note they are so preoccupied with the spit in their mouth they neglect to realize their was a shit covered finger in their mouth

Mike gave blakes mom the rusty fish hook with a twist last night. it was great.

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Baby Fish Mouth

Used to describe when a Girl has a set of those puckered up lips and it looks like they are too small to give any head.

Damn! That girl you were talking to was fine but it looks like she's got the Baby fish mouth.

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Bitch took my fish

Commonly refers to when a "bitch" takes- your "fish"

"Bitch took my fish "

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