J is the new K

when responding quickly in texting, the texter might respond "K" instead of typing out ok or okay... but will accidentally hit the "J" key instead of "K"...

"j is the new k" is like when referring to fashion and trends... "pink is the new red" "grey is the new black" or when someone gets a new boyfriend, "dave is the new john"

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Fried pb&j

When a woman is on her period and has a poopy butt and you’re having mad sex and bust the vagina and butthole barrier and make a fried pb&j

Got so fucked up with Sarah last night we had a fried pb&j and had to go to the 24 emergency care center

Thomas J

Thomas is a very good boy and his hair is very spiky.

Hi Thomas J can i pat your hair??
Sure i know it is very spiky heehee

J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory

Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?

lily j

a drop dead gorgeous girl, with a rockin body! I would let her kiss me anytime!

lily j is a hotness gelatinous

Lily J

Lily J is a really funny girl. She can make anyone happy when they are sad. Everyone should have a Lily J in their life to cheer them up. She’s a really cool friend

Hehe

Hey, you should become friends with Lily J , she’s AWSome

Boy on j

Boys on the letter “J”. They are usally fuckboys. All they wanna do is play with your heart. They play you like all the other girls he’s been with before. They are also too hot and there’s just something with them that makes every girl fall for them. They just have a “thing” that just make us all fall without knowing Especially the name JOACHIM, that’s a biiiiig fuckboy name right there. If you ask any guy on the letter “J” how many girls he’s been with the last 3 months he’ll probably say 10+... All boys on “J” will hurt you! Don’t be numb girls. But I understand, he has a biiiig dick

Me: Omg does your name start on j?
Boy on j: Yea how do you know?
Me: You’re just a fuckboy so I thought.