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The blanket used while hooking up in the backseat of a car to soak of the juices. Inevitably it's the Mexican throw blanket found for sale on the side of the road.
It was a good thing I had my Mexican sponge in the backseat because my girlfriend totally squirted all over the place and I didn't want that be soaked up in the upholstery.
Instead of reloading the gun. Just grabbing another gun and continue shooting.
This bitch broke into my house last night. I emptied the 9 and did a Mexican reload and emptied the 40 too
A mexican shedding cobra happens durring sex when the hole the penis is in gets too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off the penis.
"How was your night with the new baddie?"
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."
A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.
"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
Eating a chilli then giving your partner head.
Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.
Someone who cums inside you while eating tacos and crossing the border
I love my Mexican Bullrider daddy
A big shit
1. After a long while of being a worldwide taste tester and eating Mexican Food, you decide to use the bathroom. You were never seen again.
2. A loaf of shit in a class of its own
"Damn I had to take one big ol Mexican Food shit!"
"God rest your soul."