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A Combination of god-damn and rediculous used as a comic way to show frustration
my brother keeps stealing my cds, it's re-god-damn-diculous
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The sounds you make when you are thowing up into a porcelain toilet.
1st person: Where is Robert?
2nd person: He is in the bathroom praying to the porcelain gods Ralph and Earl.
Robert: Raaalllpphh! Eaaaarrrrrlll!
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A veiled insult. Most statues of Greek Gods showed Greek Gods with small penises.
"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."
Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".
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The one true god of men, he controls the weather with his powerful t-pose dab. He must be worshipped in a t-pose posterior or he will smite you and make your mom gay.
“All hail the Puerto Rican Thunder god”
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A well-known saying in many middle and high schools across the USA.
*sees terrible/cheesy joke* "god has left us, mate."
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What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.
Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.
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Before you read my questions, realize that I do NOT want to be offensive or anger provoking, just THOUGHT provoking. THINK! If you are offended or angry, that is your choice, not mine.
IF God can do anything, and if God does NOT want anyone to sin, then why doesn't He stop people from sinning? OR, Why didn't He create all people to not WANT to sin, and therefore do NOT sin?
Even if God is real, that doesn't mean that all popular ideas about Him are real.
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