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A very polite and very Mexican way of saying "put my penis in her vagina." Aka the cholo's mating call.
Carlos: "Hola chica, por favor let me stick my churro in your soft taco."
Chica: "Oh sí, only if you squirt on some of your special sauce!"
A Metaphor for pissing off someone more powerful then you
Guy 1 / Why did Boss Bertram fire nick?
Guy 2 / he pissed off the boss
Guy 1 / well that is why "you never poke a shark with a stick"
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you are fingering a chick in the ass and she shits on your finger and you lick it off
man that chocolate covered chik-o-stick was finger lickin good
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Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.
How was your holiday visiting your grandma?
Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.
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Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.
This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.
Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
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A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.
Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
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Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.
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