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Murphy's Rule

When all else fails.
Read the directions.

Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.

After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!

by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023


Holiday Rules

An agreement within a relationship to not be exclusive while on vacation.

"Did you hear that Larry slept with that girl in Florida?"
"Yes but he doesn't consider it cheating because they agreed to Holiday Rules"
"Really?"
"Yes, his girlfriend Sarah had a bukake last year when she went to Spain"

by too_hot_to_handle May 27, 2023


Rule 34.35

Rule 34.35

Rule 34.35:
If it exist, there is a JoJo reference of it

by UserNoReply March 1, 2020


Rule #237

The social rule that one cannot claim to have a question to ask and then not ask the question.

Me: hey, you have nice abs, can i ask you a question?? Wait never mind....

Kevin: you have to ask. It’s an unspoken rule of social law. Part of our social contract. No saying something and then taking it back before even saying it... rule #237

by Pidgepidge September 1, 2020


Rule 34.1

If it exists, someone is masturbating to it or once has masturbated to it

This applies to individual videos, concepts, etc

RULE 34.1 in ACTION

Video of a bird choking on a cigarette bud: Exists
Some horny man: *Whips it out*

by Razorclaw the crab April 2, 2021


Two Stall Rule

Also know as the "urinal rule". When someone is using a stall in a men's bathroom, the next person to come in must use a urinal at least two stalls down.

Hey Billy, try not to invade my personal space in the bathroom next time. Make sure to follow the Two Stall Rule.

by yayy1212 October 16, 2020


Rule 33.99999999999999999999999999999

Making porn of Zootopia's Judy Hopps right now because I have no life

N/A: "Bruhhhhhhhh i could go for zootopia porn rn could u pls make some???"

You: N/A, you obviously have no life. But fine."
*Makes some juicy Rule 33.99999999999999999999999999999 of Judy Hopps*

by 2mvt May 3, 2021