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“The South African Wall Piss” is when you and 5 of your friends go into a public restroom and piss on the walls. You the. Proceed to tell an employee that someone pissed on the walls in the restroom. Then when they go in there to see you shut the door and you and your 5 friends rape the employee
Hey bro wanna go do the “South African Wall Piss” at elementary schools
A drink consisting of half a lager and a bottle of blue WKD mixed together in a pint glass
The act of three or more people standing in a straight line. The two people on the outside piss on the person on the inside.
I told my wife to make me a piss sandwich. We needed another member so she called my dad.
When you think you can trust a fart but a little shit comes out, then later get to the shitter to find yourself pissing out your ass
Foreman - “where the hell did you go?”
You - “sorry I almost shit myself and had to go to the bathroom and let loose a load of chunky butt piss”
A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.
I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.
When you run out of toilet paper in a public place
reciepts work a treat.
Ellie: shit, Theres no boggers..
April: mate don't worry, I've got piss reciepts.
Two men stick the end of the same straw up there dick hole while one guy pisses into the other guys dick
“OMG LOOK THOSE TWO HOMELESS MEN ARE BACKWARDS PISSING IN THAT ALLEY OVER THERE!!!”