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A man with no platform.He is running on NOTHING.
John Kerry's platform = "Bush bad,me good.Get rid of Bush,put in me"
Bush's platform = "uh,we gotta kil these terrorist bastards before they kill us"
That's the choice.Good Luck shmucks!
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President of the United States from 1961 to 1963, 35th to take the job. Started the GI ball rolling in Vietnam. Seen as a plaster saint by the left wing just the same, partly because he avoided actually terminating the biosphere over the Cuban Missile Crisis and partly because he had the good sense to get himself shot dead while in office. Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald, a gibbous fanatic on his way to an eldritch rendezvous.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Kennedy of Camelot. Loved Marylin. What more can I say?
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When you have a chick so horny, she doesn't even want to waste time taking her panties off, so she just slides them over to the side.
The gay equivalent is a Ricky Martin.
That opera had her so turned on, we John Mayer'd in the car.
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A term used in a situation where a major event has occurred and you have no idea what's going on.
(Someone was stabbed at a party)
M: Yo did you see that?
J: No, man! Who shot john?
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its a noun, and if a girl likes you one second and is unsure the next... then she is a han duv john
She's being such a han duv john, one minute shes all over me and the next she's with another dude.
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A brown John Henry is when you get shit on your hand and you smear it on the wall of a public restroom.
When I wiped my ass I got shit on my hand, so I left a brown John Henry.
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Exellence incarnate.
JQA is the hottest, toughest, smartest and coolest stoner/journalist ever. Also, highly articulate and the proud owner of the most voluminous pen0r this side of the Atlantic.
Boy, you pimpin' like John Q. Adequate!
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My mother was so glad to see me, as if I were John Q. Adequate himself!
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