The most common wood found in a Mexican household. “Also known as Pressed Wood or Partical Board”
“Hey Juan what kind of wood is you kitchen table made out of?” “Only the best Mexican Oak from Maria’s Antiques!”
The act of sticking an appendage into something hot, or warmer than expected
Damn Kenneth, you alright? That was an ol Mexican hot finger!!!
When a women stuffs your dick in a taco and twists it, then eats it
Yo oliver, me and my girl did a mexican tie and twist!
A broken beer bottle held in the hand and used like a knife.
Two drunk guys got into a fight in the bar and one them turned his beer bottle into a Mexican switchblade.
Filling a lady taco with guacamole, tomato salsa, sour cream & jalapeño peppers and sprinkling it with cheese to finish before you go down on her like a dog eating hot fries.
Vic wanted to spice it up in the bedroom, so we tried the Mexican trifle, it blew us both away!
Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.
Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.
When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.
Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.