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douche

Some guy who thinks you're his buddy, bro, or pal while patting you on the back when he leaves you, a douche that just walks a way giving you this unexpected pat, though you never talked to him and don't know whether you should have said a word with him before he left or not, hmm what to do situations, situations...

I'm not your buddy ya lame douche, go take the stairs, and stop loitering the elevator.. and floor five.

by pseudonym and other such names November 23, 2009


douche

a fanny (vagina) washer

an idiot

i need a douche!

your a douche!

by urban dictionary user like you October 2, 2011


Douche

(a) Verb The cleansing of the vaginal region.
(b) adjective A person who has acted particularly stupidly or is just an idiot. (n.b. this is the main use of the word in common society)

I Had a cheeky douche the other night was getting a bit clammy

by raaaaazclut July 8, 2010


douche

is a person who is an buthole.

you are a douche.

by hype beats October 29, 2018


douche

A derogatory term used by millennials to refer to those more successful than themselves.

That dude in the Porsche is such a douche. And get a load of that skank with him!

by thepainfultruth July 28, 2015


Douche

VERB: To Douche. The act of being a douchy, or douching somebody out.

Mary: Hey Bob, we missed you at the party last night!
Bob: Yeah, John was supposed to pick me up, but he douched me out.

Bob Texting John: "hey man, you picking me up for the party or what?"
1 hour passes...
Bob Texting John: "Dude, you totally douched me... ya fuck'n asshole."
more silence from John...

by Closter NJ July 16, 2019


Douche

A type of retard...

That guy negotiating his way through the revolving doors is a complete douche... CND

by TheDouchbag January 3, 2022