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A blow job, where when you are about to cum and the girl will put a condom on you, much to your annoyance.
Mary: are you about to cum?
Dave: yes
Mary: (Mary jams a condom on Dave)
Dave: ffs you just polite blow jobbed me
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covertly coating ones tongue and then perfoming a rim job on the unknowing victim.
Shawn: So, I heard that paul got revenge on his girl.
Dave: How did he do that?
Shawn: He got her with a Volcanic rim job.
Dave: That's disgusting!!
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another term for getting oral pleasure on your wong-dong .
another way of saying blowjob
1.) My girl gave me the best S.J. (suck job) last night!!! i splooged everywhere!
2.)I payed some slutty cunt to give me dome. Best suck job ever!
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when your older sibling gives you a hand job much like a hand me down
thank god kelly was around to give me a hand me job that family vacation was boring
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A Two Man Job is the description of when a girl/man is too big for a singular person to handle, therefore relying on the help of a friend to get the job done.
How’d you get on with that Becca bird last night?
Don’t get me started, she was a two man job so I had to get Josh in to help!
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This is when you go to a party and are holding cocaine with the intention of only using it to attract coke sluts so they give you blow jobs.
John: hey joe I heard you got the white, let's do some lines!
Joe: sorry BQ this is Blow job bait tonight.
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Receiving a lap dance and the stripper leaves a skid mark behind.
I went to the strip club for a lap dance and ended up leaving with an Alaskan Paint Job.
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