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When human excrement leaves the bowel in tiny, pebble like pieces of shit.
Little Benny used the potty for the first time, and made Mr. Rabbit Poops.
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Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.
Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!
When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet
“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
“Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”
1. To mess up or to make a mistake
2. To misunderstand or misinterpret someone's conversation
"What the hell did you do that for?"
-"I'm sorry, I guess I pooped in the toilet."
The act of scouring through someone's social media profile while on the toilet.
"Man, did you see the post that chick from Science class posted the other day? "
"Yeah, I found it during an epic Poop 'n' Snoop last night."
When a person covered in poop places their butt cheek on the wall to make a poop butt print.
The child had a poo explosion and then preceeded to make poop butt stamps on the wall.