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Poop that has cum and gaynesss that shorty man likes
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When human excrement leaves the bowel in tiny, pebble like pieces of shit.
Little Benny used the potty for the first time, and made Mr. Rabbit Poops.
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Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.
Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!
When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet
“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
“Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”
1. To mess up or to make a mistake
2. To misunderstand or misinterpret someone's conversation
"What the hell did you do that for?"
-"I'm sorry, I guess I pooped in the toilet."
When a person covered in poop places their butt cheek on the wall to make a poop butt print.
The child had a poo explosion and then preceeded to make poop butt stamps on the wall.