1)The month where your girlfriend has to suck your scrotum at least once a weak this month.
"Hey babe u heard, its Suck Scrotum September."
"SLURP SLURP"
"thanks babe"
23rd of January is national suck a dick day.
“It’s national suck a dick day.”
“Damn, cool, i don’t give two shits.”
Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."
— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
When you have so little money you'd have to suck dick for cash
P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"