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Alex

One specific Alex from Vancouver has the worlds largest penis, every woman who has ever seen him has instantly creamed their pants, even the female doctor who delivered him. Many think he is the next Christ but that is an insult to the greatness that is Alex. He can fly, and when he orgasms his sperms shoot directly into the ovaries and impregnate all the eggs at once and his lover detonates with pleasure.

I’m alex

by Scarlett Johansen November 23, 2021


alex

wait who’s that again I forgot

someone: hey! Remember Alex, ur ex?
me: wait who’s Alex??

alex basically never existed love.

by mercury?. September 23, 2022


Alex

The friend that will be your friend for nine years then just dump you like poop because they're a dung beetle. Also thinks that they're better than you because you have an android phone and they have an apple.

"Wow, you're being such an Alex right now."

by 5sospackets March 18, 2021


Alex

Alex is a very rare person and ginger she is scared of birds and likes to play around with make up a lot of people don’t likw her but if u get to know her she’s a very funny person

Alex: is there any birds about?
Friend: yea above ur head

by Thatwackygal April 25, 2019


alex

a very very very leng sexy person

person 1: wow alex is so hot and sexy
person 2: yeah i would totes go out w him

by alex is a sexy roadman July 27, 2022


Alex

Hai alex... He's kind

This time to alex

by Itsmyself November 23, 2021


Alex

Carrot

Alex "i mean its a carrot"

by tHat CARROT December 6, 2021