Something that really makes the anus clench. For example, something happens which is totally unexpected and shocking.
Coen: I was doing an obby in Roblox but fell near the end and had to restart from the beginning.
Brody: Damn son, that's one real anal clencher right there.
The one who changed your diapers
Baby makes a weird face whenever Chief anal is around
Having a really long anal marathon.
Hey babe, wanna go anal trekking on the weekend?
A spiritual technique to make your booger come out from your anus at a speed of 8 kilometers per second. you can learn at the international school of anal arts in Kongo
x: today I shot the biggest anal booger of my life
y: I'm so proud of you
Fisting the anus with both hands in a rapid succession.
That girls anus was used like an anal speed bag. Imagine Rocky Balboa punching a speed bag.
Aussie Anal is The notion of fuckin a hot blonde aussie chick while screamin really racist nazi qotes in a really aussie accent
That weird mate that pokes your butthole
Daquan: Mary is such an anal prober
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien