Wee Wee Fish

A purple and green fish that lives in people's underwear, hence the name. They love candy, ice cream, and fat blue whales named Harlandah.

i'm just a Wee Wee Fish, swimming in the water today....

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fillet-o-fish

girl on girl action likesss.

louise bent penny over last nyt and her poonanii fell of.
whilst the clit fell n droped on the floor. Then penny slapped it off louise's mouth. and she sucked it up like noddles and stiched it back on for her.
the reson she onyl has 1 fillet-o-fish,it was sexy like propa.
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gay fishing rod

it’s where you take the hook of a fishing rod and stick it up a dudes ass and take out their intestines and eat good.

dude:i did the gay fishing rod and i havent shit for three weeks

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Big fish eating

Ruining the "food chain" by eating all the big animals to ruin the food cycle.

I just did some big fish eating all over those bullys, now the nerd will flourish!

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mississippi fish tank

When you take a piss in a girl's mouth and while she gargles you jerk off in her mouth.

Dude: Hey baby, I heard about this new thing called the "mississippi fish tank", wanna try it?

Babe: Sounds weird? What is it?

Dude: You trust me?

Babe: Mmmm...yeah?

Dude: Open wide then, close your eyes, and try not too swallow.

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like a fish out of water

(adj.) Simile phrase that refers to one being in a habitat or position one does not like and is not used to.

I'm like a fish out of water, down here on the farm

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Coney Island White Fish

A used rubber.

Garth: "I saw Jims Coney Island White Fish floasting in the sea this morning.."

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