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1) In the US military, the term Red-Con is short for Readiness Condition and is used to refer to a unit's readiness to respond to and engage in combat operations.
2) When a women suffer PMS it is said that she is in a state of RED-CON One because of her possible mood swings and readiness to fight over any subject.
We're going for the dinner but I have a Red-Con one bud. Meaning: My wife is really bitchy today and she has PMS so don't make inapropiate comments (bring bullet proof vest might be apropiate)
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Applied to one who does not fit in and is shunned for the differences and/or is bullied at a high degree
By marrying his daughter, Woody Allen was considered to be the red-headed stepchild of Hollywood.
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When a man has a dick comparable to the width and girth of a Red Bull can.
Girl, he is working with that Red Bull Dick.
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An itchy arse hole that will only go away from a hard, thorough wipe with toilet paper
Person A: "mate my arse is itching well bad"
Person B: "Your arse is itching? I've got a red ant's nest up mine!"
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The face every Asian gets after just one beer. A curse and a blessing.
I swear I'm not drunk, it's just the Asian red face!
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When a girl that is pregnant has sex and is in labor as she is having sex but the male's penis blocks the baby from coming out.
Oh no! Dry red martini is happening, I'm in labor!
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1) Pertains to the marked days of a woman's bleeding "period" within the menstrual cycle, from the beginning to the end.
2) "Happy Red Flag Day" is a phrase often used in woman code to welcome one-another into the relentless, ceremonial unleashing of hell about life's problems, onto the ears of the unwilling-- mainly men. You may see this act transpire on Facebook with 12 guys asking "what does red flag day mean,'' followed by 37 "likes" on the initial post. The best means of avoiding this outcome is to remain silent and do not (repeat) DO NOT engage in dialog.
Girl 1: Hey youuu, happy Red Flag Day.
Girl 2: God, I know. I just want it to be over!
Guy 1: What red flag day?
Girl 2: You never listen to me, EVER! I'm leaving... ASSHOLE ::slams door::
Guy 1: ...What!? What the hell was that about?
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