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When you buy nacho cheese in bulk from Costco and give your self a nacho cheese enema. Then proceed to fart in your other half’s face whilst they eat the nacho cheese.
Last night we spent so much in Costa then he gave me a Mexican Clapback and I just couldn’t get the cheese out my hair.
A sexual term used when a male and a female are having sexual intercourse and the female is a having her period. The period consists of blood and chunks. When the male sticks his penis inside the vagina it is the mexican salsa dip as he gets his dick covered in chunky, blood.
Dude, last night i had sex. Fun at first until i realized it was a mexican salsa dip.
When a woman rides a guy and right as he’s about to cum she farts and cups the Fart in her hand and makes him smell it.
She gave Zach a Mexican coleslaw in return for yelling at her yesterday.
when you fart into a dip spitter and close the lid real quick. When your friend opens the bottle to spit in it he/she gets the full effect of Mexican Laughy Gas
Scissorhands needed to spit so bad so i gave him the bottle on the floor, bad for him it had Mexican Laughy Gas inside
The phenomenon which occurs when a crew of painters drive their communal abode late on a Friday night after consuming a case of Modelo and a fifty of cocaine, usually done while flagrantly speeding and/or being totally oblivious to other mechanisms of traffic management in the continental United States, such as STOP/Yield/No U-turn signs etc.. Points are earned by bouncing off legally parked cars in residential areas, avoiding damage to real estate, young children, pets etc...
Goddammit looks like Rodrigo and his boys were playing Mexican Pinball last night. Gotta make another fucking insurance claim. This is why we can't haved nice shit in Kansas City, Kansas.
Simply soccer. Either a game amongst eight year old girls, or illegal aliens.
Fucking COVID! Nothing on but Mexican Pinball!
The art of navigating through any store, event, or venue (especially in the Southwest) and sucessfully avoiding being run into by unsupervised Mexican children running amok.
We go to the store the other day, and we ended up spending more time playing Mexican Pinball than we did shopping!