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oh my freaking god

Also known as oh my fucking god Disbelief to an action but common to those who hate swearing

Oh my freaking god karen why are you eating ny goldfish!

by Karen182 December 30, 2017

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


God's body count

Something very surprising. Compare it with Satan's and you'll worship him soon.

God's body count is higher than Satan's.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


God Bless Your Soul

When said behind a super harsh insult, it makes it seem like its okay.

Can also be used as an awesome come back and make the insulter feel like a moron.

Said with much emphasis.

Damn, Johnny you are such an idiot! God bless your soul.
Liz is such a two-faced hoe. God bless her soul.
Wow, what a dick. God bless her soul.

Adam: Wow Carol, you are so retarded.
Carol: Oh, God bless your soul.

by Erin W September 25, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


God please kill me

Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.

John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now

by sereklsj March 11, 2022

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


God Damn Shit Fuck

God Damn Shit Fuck; When shits so god damn shit fucked you just have to be all like "God damn shit fuck!"

*your asshole explodes violently*

GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK!!!

by Sproggs January 8, 2012

20๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Good Morning and God Bless

The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3

Mike: "Man, what's takeing Jim do long in the bathroom?"

Jim: "Good morning and God Bless"

by LargeQuantityOfGay April 6, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


oh my god girl

a girl that spends most of her life shopping, talking on the phone, bitching, does not know what a xbox is. usually daft,ignorant etc...

Shelbey asked me how to spell orange, she is SUCH an oh my god girl

by Na-di-ja July 11, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž