When you're at Indian Park in Montoursville, PA with a girl, getting handsy and the cops pull up. They begin asking questions, as they realize they know both parties involved. Turns out the girl is underage and the cop notifies her parents. You never see her again.
Man, I got an Indian Park Interrogation after I met a chick on tinder the other week.
Jane.. "That toilet stinks"
Mum.. "I know, Martin has just parked the bus"
a place that has wogs such as Ashlea...
i AM a wog and as soon as they find out, they don't care if i bag them =P
A very handsome male with a giant cock
lachie parks is so cute!
Massey park pools located in Papakura, South Auckland full of snotty kids, pedo adults, and the odd gang member. You will find the odd couple who can’t sit together in their own house, so they come to the pools to make love in the baby pool, and leave used condoms in the changing rooms. They now charge $3 to jump off into the pool, where the Lifegaurds don’t give two shits abt whose got bands or not, because the girls are just tryna get in the pants with one of the regulars. The pools r always getting closed bc parents don’t know how to take their stink arse kids out the water, instead let them shit bricks in all the pools. The workers take their time cleaning this, because instead they suck each other off in the backroom. They got shitty music taste and needa get a life instead of standing there talking shit on their walkie-talkies. Every weekend you will see a fight of some hoodrats ragdolling outside by the stadium, not entertaining they can’t throw one good hit. If you wanna know how to get free bands just go in the bins and find them, then go to a staff member and say that your band feel off and you need a new one, thank me later. Or just try rizz up the lifeguards and they’ll be sure to let you through and also slide their @ in ur phone while they’re at it.
Person 1: “ yo bro wanna head down to massey park pools?”
Person2: “nah g last time I was there I got kicked out for bombing”
Person 1: “ oh f*** man who cares man I’m tryna sasa a girl there”.
the queen on tiktok of “have you ever wanted to ride ___ but you weren’t sure if you’d fit?” and “if i fits i sits”
I aspire to be a plus size park hopper (pph) but I can’t eat that much (yet)
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