Wet dreamers

Guys who base every aspect of their lives around trying to get laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.

Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.

Wet-dreamer

Guys whose entire lives revolve around getting laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.

Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet-dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.

Wetted

The past tense of wet according to my friend.

Unless you wetted your hair you would not be able to do that.

Wet Skype

When you have a "special" Skype call with the best friend of the opposite gender, usually not your boyfriend/girlfriend. In this special video chat, you guys have a conversation while masturbating in front of the other. You usually have your genitals showing and your hand in motion. The two people talk like they regularly would, but at the same time pleasure themselves. You don't talk about anything relating to what you are doing. Just have a regular convo. You do this to open up and become comfortable with someone. It is becoming more common, and is a great way to become closer with your best friend of the opposing gender.

Hey Bob, do you wanna wet skype?
Yeah sure! One sec let me get my d*ck out.

Hey how was your wet skype yesterday?
It was awesome! We both climaxed, nothing out of the ordinary though.

Wet Vinnie

Sucking your toe and sticking it in someone else’s ear. Wet Willies slutty Italian cousin

We stopped hanging out with Q he kept giving us Wet Vinnie’s

Wet Rock

When your moms a slug but not really, She's more of a rock.

My mom's a slug but not really she's more of a wet rock.

Wet Rock

An excuse used when a friend pressures you to date someone but you aren’t sure if you like them/can’t trust that friend/ or aren’t interested in them and need a generic excuse.

“Listen man, I think she’s comparable to a wet rock. Stop telling me to ask her out.”