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Any potentially unsafe sexual exploit... Especially involving an ankle.
"Last night your mom ankle jobbed me, and i think i broke something"
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When a turk tricks u into eating 1 of those joke sweets that turns your mouth ridiculously blue. You, in revenge, immediately seduce him and begin to give him a blowjob, but before climax you stop, withdraw your mouth and shove a tiny white smurfs hat over his bell end. Resulting in a sexually frustrated randy turk, with a dick that looks like papa smurf.
Akan "yea i though sarah was guna give me some of the good stuff, but my dick fully got turkish smurf jobbed"
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after the completion of sloppy anal sex, feces remaining on the penis of the "painter" is smeared on the back of the recipient. It is then "white washed" with the semen of the painter.
Two hours after eating at Taco Bell, and fifteen minutes into some hot anal action, Ramone puled out and gave that whore a Filipino paint job.
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A job one keeps not out of need, but out of boredom/personal amusement. Generally, these aren't high-paying, high-stress positions, and are usually held by people with existing financial stability
I got so bored last summer, sitting on the yacht all day long, that I got myself a toy job giving lap dances over at Tootsies. The pay's not great, but the freebies and gossip make it worth it.
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When your stick the tip of you penis in your g.f. nose and ejaculate into it.
Hey man i just gave my wife a russian nose job last night... she was pissed
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when a guy is butt fucking a girl, he then slides his whole hand into her vagina and tries to rub his dick through the tissue separating the holes. its anal and a good jerk off all at once.
man she was so willing, i gave her a cincinnati inside job halfway through dinner.
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the event of a pupusa being made, then rolled around ur dick this will lead up to a fat salvi bitch to giving u head and havin a delicous meal of pupusa
cerote 1:ayy cerote u wanna salvi blow by ma fatass sister
cerote 2:ohh why yess the great salvadorean blow job hmmm dat would be scrumtous i will volunteer
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