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-eeek! i just broke a nail!
-oh dry your eyes, they're fake anyway...
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poor english. also what was said on a love heart i found.
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The target-like dot on the head of most Hindu men and women alike.
The dot symbolizes the target acquired by most Muslim and Sikh lovers of the hindu "faith".
Cows see this dot as a convenient place to urinate, so it can dribble down the face of the hindu worshipper, and right into his mouth.
Cow urine is a common drink among hindu followers, and they will also feast on cow feces on some occasions.
Hindus fear the wrath of the cow, so they buy cows gifts often, and the cows just end up taking massive dumps on these gifts.
Hindus also have a big affinity to monkeys and elephants, because they too, are hindu Gods.
A hindu man's attainment of Nirvana is complete when he has anally pleasured an elephant and a baby monkey on the same day. He will then go home and ejaculate all over his daughter's face while she consumes the semen thinking it is holy.
The hindu bulls eye is a perfect target to urinate upon.
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A syndrome which occurs to many contact-lens wearers, as well as some non-contact-lens wearers, when exposed to 8 hours of the office envirnoment per day. The office environment includes, harsh flourescent lighting, glare from computer screens, dry air due to excessive air-conditioning, etc. Sypmtoms include redness, itchy eyes, some tears, smudged eye make-up (women only)
Joe: Hey Mary, are you ok? It looks as though you've been crying...
Mary: No, Joe, it's just a case of Office Eyes Syndrome. The air-conditioning is drying my eyes out!!
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When you take the juice of a rotten fish, inject it down your urethra and splooge it on someone's face
This girl dogged me the other night so next time we hooked up I gave her the japs eye sashimi
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the name for the 2nd full album of South Korean girl group TWICE, released on October 26th 2020
"have you listened to the highlight medley of eyes wide open?"
"yeah, it's great!"
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n. Of a human, the orifice which excretes waste, most probably due to the semi-resemblance to the closed eye of an Oriental person. The brown eye, the ringpiece, the rusty sherrif's badge.
Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.
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