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It is when you have sex with a chick while pretending to be mufasa and as soon as you’re about to nut you roar
Her: do you have any kinks
Him: yes I like lion king doggy style
Her: oh yes I like it
AN UNDERRATED ANIME THAT IS NOT TALKED ABOUT OFTEN BUT IT SHOULD BE I LOVE IT 10/10 WATCH IT. THE MAIN CHARACTER MISHA IS NICE AND IT IS AMAZING FOR FANBOYS/GIRLS/PEOPLE AND ITS SUPER NICE
I have no clue how to use The Misfit Of Demon King Academy in a sentence
Choi Jongho from Ateez. His high notes always stun everyone. He is always stable, he has never missed a note in a performance. He also is such a great dancer, his foot work is amazing. He can also rap really well but it doesn’t get shown much! stan Jongho, stan ateez, stan talent!
(please checkout ateez’s songs!)
“Hey do you know who the 4th gen vocal king is?”
“Yes!! Jongho from Ateez duhh”
When you gotta take a dump so fat, it might just be your last. The porcelain throne could be your deathbed, just like the king Elvis Presley himself.
Guy 1: "Bro, where's your bathroom?"
Guy 2: "Down the hall on the left."
Guy 1: "Thanks. Wish me luck, I think I'm goin' out king style"
when ya best friends dog farts, and than your friend also rips ass while you r laughin, and it smells so bad, ya boi throws up a terrible tasting hot dog from Burger king.
Yoooooo Biggie you remember that time you threw up that burger king hot dog?
A very Amazing, Handsome, Funny and Cool person with a big black half Mexican slong
"Hi My Name Is Charles Edward King III"
This phrase describes someone who has little power, but craves it. However, they do have absolute control over one very small , often trivial area, and if you ever step into their one square foot of jurisdiction, they really let you know who is the boss. In this way they get to feel powerful at someone else's expense, usually by being a complete asshole and humiliating them. They can be referred to as the king (or queen) of one square foot.
The greeter lady at Walmart screamed at the poor guy who accidentally walked in the exit door like he just comitted a felony. What a jerk, she is just the queen of one square foot.
The guy running the seminar picks the people who get to ask the speaker questions after the presentation. If you ask out of turn he will ream you in public. He is just the king of one square foot, pathetic.
The cashier is always chewing out people who get flustered when paying or decide an item is too expensive to purchase and embarrassing them in front of the other customers. He is the king of one square foot.