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a situation in which you are treated like the unpopular character Meg from Seth MacFarlane's Family Guy.
Lili: I said, "Wouldn't it be cool if Joseph could come to New York with us" and my mom was like "That would be awesome! Let's take him instead your sister."
Joseph: Haha, what a Meg moment.
The satomi moment is a "way of life" more than it is a moment or action. It can be defined as being the unluckiest person and making the worst possible decisions in every moment of their life. Usually everything related with loving hentai, big tits, having way too high women standards, lolicon, underaged girls, getting rejected, ghosted, etc, are considered satomi moments
Example 1:
Man 1 - "That guy just got rejected by a girl, its his 11th in a row"
Man 2- "Yeah, Satomi moment"
Example 2:
Man 1 - "Holy shit look at that cute girl"
Man 2 - "She's 12 dude, that's a satomi moment"
Example 3:
Man 1 - "I love to play Aatrox and like to watch hashinshin"
Man 2 - "Well he's a child molester and predator so that makes sense, satomi moment"
Example 4:
Man 1 - "My jungler never ganks me when I play Aatrox, this is unplayable"
Man 2 - "You died 5 times in the first 4 minutes, top diff, satomi moment"
Example 4:
Man 1 - "If you smite my cannon I go AFK"
Man 2 - *Smites cannon* "I need the gold xdd"
Man 1 - *Alt f4*
Man 3 - "Satomi moment "
A discord server owner who gets easily frustrated, refuses to add what people want to the server, and holds grudges.
“The owner banned someone cause they insulted his mother, this is totally a Bowser moment.”
A moment of or with Deresing usually in a discord call
*man: 1: it sure is boring alone in vc
deresing joins the call
man: 1: DERESING MOMENT!!!
Deresing: *in nerd voice* DERESING MOMENT
1. That moment when a group of friends in a social setting all stop talking to one another because they're all checking their social media.
2. That moment when you fall out of a conversation with friends and start checking your phone and scrolling and scrolling. No, he didn't write you back yet!
1. "Look at that table! They're all just sitting there on their phones not talking. Are they even friends?"
"Sure, they're just having a social moment."
2. "......... Hey, Jess! I'm talking to you!"
"Huh? Sorry, I was having a social moment."
A moment of pure stupidity, either through something said or the dumbest action possible.
You're having a Zhalo Moment right now.
When a person smears diarrhea all over
I had such a messy moment yesterday