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Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).

I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!

by Four-eyes-no-more-lol November 26, 2008


The original giver of law

Moses...

Hym "ISN'T 'The Original Giver of Law.' Even in the story... He left a CIVILIZATION... Where they HAD LAWS... No one has ever considered Moses that. Look at the delusion. That's not a thing. Christians making shit up again. Not reality. We will live under the thumb of superstitious delusion forever. This (what I'm doing here) should at least demonstrate to you how unserious they are about other people's lives. Wildly unconstitutional by the way."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024


Topherrr's Law

In a game of Among Us, if Topherrr is not the first person killed, he is highly likely to be the Imposter.

Topherrr was still alive after three others were killed. We ejected him because of Topherrr's Law.

by DHNathan September 19, 2020


step-great-grandchild-in-law

Step-great-grandchild's spouse.

step-great-grandchild-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024


great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's husband.

My great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 26, 2023


Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid fucking whore, but my friend Sean has laid down a new Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023


Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid whore, but my friend laid down the sl Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023