I love hot moms

Usually said with no context. Or written in any place you can find. Often can be intertwined with “your mom”.

Guy: “I love hot moms.”
Guy #2: “Like who?”
Guy: “your mom.”
Guy #2: “Fuck you.”

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Your mom gay Game

The Your mom gay Game is a 2-player game based around many insults such as your mom gay lol, your dad a lesbian and more. The rules are simple.

The order of things go like this from weakest to strongest:
1. your mom gay lol
2. your dad a lesbian
3. your granny tranny
4. your sister mister
5. your brother mother

"no u" beats all insults but can only be used once per game.

One variant of the game includes the insult "your uncy funky" however this is not an official rule so unless agreed upon by both players this has no effect.

You may not skip straight to "your brother mother" you must go down the list until reaching the end, you must outplay the opponent, which is the reason why "no u" is so crucial.

Guy 1: your mom gay lol
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: your dad a lesbian
Guy 2: your granny tranny
Guy 1: your sister mister
Guy 2: your brother mother

*Guy 2 wins at your mom gay game*

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missed calls from mom

Certain death.

Shit, I got 2 missed calls from mom! I'm dead for...

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Ur mom lol xd

1. A shitty phrase to insult someone with.

2. A dead meme.

Jake: "ur mom lol xd"
Mark: "no"

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Playing your mom’s piano

Vaginal intercourse with someone’s mother.

“Hey Leo, I’m playing your mom’s piano right now!” “Fuck you Oliver!”

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Ur mom a fidget spinner

The most fantastic roast of all time. Anyone who says this immediately becomes king. The moment it is spoken grown men cry and women miscarry. The ultimate end to a roast fight

Bob-your mom gae
John-ur mom a fidget spinner

Bob-dies after brain hemorrhage caused by roast

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spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach

Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.

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