Rule 5

RULE 5: DO NOT MENTION RULE 5 + DO NOT SIMP FOR CHEMS

greener: "I like chems' videos-"

another greener: "RULE 5 RULE 5 RULE 5!!!!! HARAM!!!!!"

Rule 34M

If it exists, there's meme of it

Jeff:"is there a meme about me?"
Bill:"rule 34M"

Bluefalco rule

When team dose not trade with certain player due to him ripping him off in past fantasy leagues.

Kids 1 : can you trade me a RB I really need one

Kid : No I keep the bluefalco rule because of what happened last time

Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off

I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.

rule 101

Rule 101 of the Internet: "If it has boobs, somebody would like to fuck it"

Person A: Someone made the Atlantic Ocean look like a naked female body, dude.
Person B: ...
Person A: I wanna fuck the Atlantic Ocean, bro-
Person B: *sigh* Rule 101...

Rule #10

You don’t need anybody to be Happy.

“I need him/Her” no you don’t Rule #10

rule 7'd

when in an IRC chat room, the moderator bans you for whatever reason he pleases(usually a good one though)

i was chatting with this guy and watched him get rule 7'd