t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrust

The penetrating partner stands in front of the receiving partner, whose legs dangle over the edge of a bed or some other platform like a table
2. The penetrating partner lies with their upper back on a low table, couch, chair or edge of bed, keeping their feet flat on the floor and back parallel to floor. The receiving partner straddles them, also keeping their feet on the floor. Receiving partner can assume any of various positions.
3.The receiving partner lies on their back with knees up and legs apart. The penetrating partner lies on their side perpendicular to the receiver, with the penetrating partner's hips under the arch formed by receiver's legs.
4.The woman lies on her back as in the missionary position. The active partner lies on their front between her legs

Hey wanna come over after school for some sex my favorite position is the t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrust.

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Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart

It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.

Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.

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B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

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x g.h f;. jh;srth nw;stihn sptrg hs; hsghli ;sgh skgh t

When you cant be bothered typing how bad/fucked something is.

Can be comprised of other characters and symbols.

Girl: How has your day been?
Dude: x g.h f;. jh;srth nw;stihn sptrg hs; hsghli ;sgh skgh t
Girl: aww that must suck

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E👏🏻X👏🏻A👏🏻C👏🏻T👏🏻L👏🏻Y👏🏻

Exactly.
Brought to you by me.

Why have a phone book, when there’s google?
E👏🏻X👏🏻A👏🏻C👏🏻T👏🏻L👏🏻Y👏🏻

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among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god

the only legendary god in this world

among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god

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z瑟g(f)蕯蕦(f)z瑟g(t)蕯a(f)z

Adjective used to describe an incredibly spiteful usurp.

Bro 1: "You are suck a z瑟g(f)蕯蕦(f)z瑟g(t)蕯a(f)z dude."
Bro 2: "What the fuck?"
Bro 3: "I do concur my good fellow."
Bro 2: "What does that mean?"
Bro 1: "Fuck you, that's what."

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