Dump a generous portion of hot sauce in your hand then smack your partners pussy with it as hard as you can
Hey babe, here comes the spicy taco
A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.
For the male version, see Spicy taco.
"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."
When you’re about to fuck your woman and you douse her pussy in hot sauce then give her a cream pie to give the effect of sour cream
My wife said to heat things up in the bedroom so I said alright how about we make you a spicy taco and before she could react I made her feel more hot and cold than Katy Perry
The act of going down on an obese, unwashed female and being unsure whether you're licking vagina or anus.
I didn't realize what it would be like til I got her undressed and went down there, it was a total Portland Taco.
A restaurant in Alva, Oklahoma that serves a rare delicacy of strictly microwaved Mexican food.
Hey man, you wanna go eat at Taco Village?
When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe