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take a lip lock on my fuck stick

a sentence used for the occansional dumbass who doesnt know what a blow job means.

Matt:take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Darien: OKAY =D!!!

by Mei Dikurts September 10, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

A term of multiple uses from sarcasm to passion.

In the heat of dirty sticky love one might say... Hey suck the snottie end of my fuck stick!

In a moment of anger suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! Bitch!

As I left the room in anger I yelled suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

by c blocker March 30, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


stick a broom up his arse

Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.

"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"

by Julie57 May 7, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


stick my finger in your tea

to check your oil

I am going come over to your house and stick my finger in your tea.

by leebates October 27, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


take a flying liplock to my fuck stick

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.

Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

by 1spacedcowboy November 24, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


National Stick Your Foot In A Queer Day

March 19th every year will be a celebration of homosexuality and foot fetishes. This tradition was brought to us from LA in Brunswick Oh.

Hey, Happy National Stick Your Foot In A Queer Day.

by LA JAKO March 19, 2019


sticks m legy out real far

The phrase "sticks m legy out real far" was first used as a caption for a picture of a cat stretching his leg outwards. Now, it's mainly known as a meme, and you can sometimes find it on any photo of an animal sticking its leg out.

picture of a cat sticking its leg out

Caption: sticks m legy out real far

by andrew_irl February 10, 2021