Water that contains better than regular water qualities. It is made in a lab. It makes you healthier, stronger and gives you super powers. It makes you feel like a sigma alpha.
It is high in sigmameters and aura.
It is only sold at Starbucks. When asking for it in your drink make sure to asked for “The Aqua Water”. It is apart of the secret Starbucks menu.
*DRINK SAFELY THE SIGMA LEVELS ARE HIGH*
Ingredients:
Aqua Water
Carbon Dioxide
Infinity aura
Energy balls
Person#1: I just had my Aqua Water for the day!
Person #2: How do you feel?
Person #1: Sigma!
Water that is resonated using sound or other means to a particular frequency for an unspecified amount of time.
We all drank frequency water to supercharge our brains for extended research time.
One of the four ceo lords. controls all water. you can only summon them by reciting the ancient ceo texts. their name is Jason Leman
Johnny: hey, have you heard of the new ceo of water?
Bob: no, who is it?
Johnny: Jason Leman, apparently he break the kneecaps of anyone who doesn't drink atleast 8 cups of water a day.
A name substitute name for a fake alcoholic beverage used to trick friends into drinking piss
Dude try this drink
What is it, its clear?
Its a lemon water loco, just try it dude, gets you fucked up bro
When someone is fucking with you while you’re taking a shit, you get a large wad of toilet paper, dunk it in your poo water, and throw it at them from over the stall.
“Some asshole light checked me while I was on the shitter, so I gave him some Saugust poo water.”
Watermelon flavoured water except idiotic
"Are you enjoying your water watermelon?"
"Yes I am"
A water ball kiss occurs when you sit on the toilet and you poop and it splashes on your balls. It feels like a small kiss
"Damn I just took a big dump at the school and got a water ball kiss."