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A Jew with amber friend zoning him everyday
Sorry alex crawford I’m friend zoning u
Two types of Alex G summer:
1. A summer where you stay all day in your room for the rest of summer until school is back, listening to Alex G, Car Seat Headrest, Weezer, Radioheads, Starry cat, Whirr, Wisp, and any other Midwest Emo artists or somewhat related genres, just listening to music while staring at the ceiling.
2. A summer where you go out few times a week to explore the trees, creeks, rivers, or maybe explore the abandoned places while listening to depressing music and smoke.
This type of Alex G summer only has few friends and most of their friends are just online friends, so that's why they go out alone exploring places with less people.
Mary: I had an amazing summer! I went to big cities! What about you?
Gretel: Nothing much... just an Alex G summer, I guess?
A complete and total badass. Hot sexy, kind caring and funny. They may fuck shit up a lot, but that’s what makes them themselves. After they do fuck shit up though they always try to fix it. They will always be there for you, even if you’ve hurt them, or are still hurting them just because they are too sweet to make someone else feel the way that they have felt. This person has been through hell and back yet still tries their very best to walk around with a smile, as well as make someone else smile. As brave as they are, they are too scared to ever tell someone how they feel for fear of being hurt, or hurting them. They can pull anyone; real, famous, or fictional(and yes that includes Yelena Belova). Not to mention they are incredibly hot, smart, and athletic. Lastly they are always gonna be there to lend a helping hand no matter what, even if it will result inn their own down fall.
Alex St-Pierre is so kind they just helped me out of a hard place
The hidden leader of the diddy party, and also known as Jayus or Lugubrious
I want to alaskan pipeline alex chin
A man so confident he can even make aviators look good.
Alex Bowley *is* Jeffrey in Community
Alex Dylan James Anderson's are sarcastic creatures only found in dark areas of caves, when found you may find that they are holding a gaming console and in rare cases you may find them holding a Dungeons and Dragons box if you happen to come across them holding such rare item I highly recommend that you run away as fast and as quietly as you can as they have a habit of persuading people to play a "quick" game when in reality it will last for weeks.
Person 1 " I saw an Alex Dylan James Anderson holding a D&D box last weekend"
Person 2" No way man, hope you didn't get to close I heard they are very good at persuading"
Noun; a genuine piece of shit, one who has this name usually tries to fuck anything from a minor to they moms. Uses you for everything you have and only will hit you up when it’s beneficial to him. Also probably has a kid or two by age 18.
“Bro don’t be an Alex Huber, you’ll end up homeless. “