Snapped Off A Big Fish

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.

Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.

Smashed her in the fish-pit

To nail a member of the fairer sex in the lady parts

Nick: you get any last night?

Joe: fuck yeah, I smashed her in the fish-pit........

Nick: nice :)

discombobulated potato siopao fish

confused lazy white squishy mermaid thing

a pair of discombobulated potato siopao fish walked into the room,

Keep your fish frosty

Snowboard lingo; aka: shred the gnar, slay the mountain, slappin the shred sled, radical bruh 🤙🏼, send’r bud, super sendies, if it fits it ships, frothy

Yo what’re you doing this weekend? Shreddin the gnar?

For sure, huge pow day. Gonna send it.

Keep your fish frosty 🤙🏼

saturday night fish fry

A large party on a saturday night in New Orleans where they fry fish as the name suggests.

usually illegal

If you're a cook or a good musician, you can get into a saturday night fish fry for free.

filthy fecal fish hook

getting a finger put in your mouth which was just deep inside you or someone elses rectum.

Listen up bitch your gettin the filthy fecal fish hook.

tight as a fishes ass hole

A person ( or business ) that will not spend any money,

Open your wallet and let the moths out!!!

Guy 1, old Steve never shouts his missus to dinner, he always makes her pay.
Guy 2, yeh Steve is as tight as a fishes ass hole,dude!!!

Employee 1. Frank the boss never puts good toilet paper in the shit house for us,

Employee 2. Yeh he always puts that cheap stuff in there and it's like sandpaper, he is as tight as a fishes ass hole!!!!