the game that took over all our lives and we rage at all the time
"why weren't you on fortnite yesterday"
shit.
Mike: hey wyd?
Tim: I’m playing fortnite.
Mike: ew shit! :/
A game when you download it, you gonna be instantly a virgin.
You can also be diagnosed with ligma.
Fortnite is also really dangerous so stop playing this game.
It copied Minecraft Hungergames.
Person 1: Yesterday I was diagonesed with ligma cause I downloaded Fortnite.
Person 2: Commit self deletus.
A battle royale video game for kids with tiny balls. (It's low-key fun though, don't hold that against me you, were thinking the same thing).
Fortnite is balls.
Timmy, give me my 10 dollar fortnite card before I smash your ps5.
You're dog water at fortnite my guy.
why little timmy hasnt left the basement for 3 and a half years
timmy;causally plays fortnite
mom:hey timmy you hun-
timmy: STFU BITCH AND GET ME VBUCKS
STUPID MAN LIKE PUSSNATOR LIKE TO PLAY
PUSSNATOR FUCKING VIRGIN MASTURBATE WATCHING FORTNITE PORN
A dogshit game where you shoot children more than you do at school.
"School shooting? Nah let's contract heavy amounts of stage 69 cancer and play Fortnite!"