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When two females are scissoring and one farts into the others vagina
It's hard to take you seriously after you Mexican chinook 'ed in my vagina last night karen
When a bunch of guys all either eat Mexican foods/ tequila, then proceed to urinate into a pool and the water becomes yellow, warm, and spicy.
Guy 1: "Why is the pool so yellow?"
Guy 2: "It's not a pool, it's a Mexican Seaworld."
Sleeping mexican is a shot taken when you snort the chili, do the tequila, and eat a nachos topped with guacamole. Often mexicans fall asleep after this.
Catherine: 'Hey let's do another Sleeping Mexican'
Naomi: 'We can't, the mexicans are all asleep from the last round'
A 'yes' or positive response to a question that does not warrant a 'yes' or 'no' response.
A quick 'yes' to an inquiry to avoid a negative reaction to the actual answer.
Usually used when the actual truth will result in the person asking the question becoming angry or frustrated with the answer, so the positive response (though a lie) is used to keep the person happy or at least neutral.
Q:"Juan, when are those parts going to show up for this project? We really need to get this done quickly."
A:"Yes!" (Truth: wont be here in time for deadline, so using a mexican yes to keep asker happy)
When 2 girls poop on each other at the same time after eating a lot of greasy food!
"One time I havld to use the bathroom and I walked in on Sabrina and Cassie Mexican Lava Cakeing in the handicap stall"
Is when you blow a load on her face, spread it around evenly, then scoop it off with a tortilla chips and feed it to her.
I gave that hoe a Mexican spackler last night.
The intentional act of farting during anal sex
She dropped a mexican vibrator on me.