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Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.

Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^

by king of the porcelain throne April 4, 2014


piss nailed

when a guy holds his piss as long as he can then lays on his stomach and his girl fucks him with a strap on.

he lost the bet and got piss nailed by a hoy chick with a strap on

by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022


piss pressure

How hard you can pee

Hey, look at my piss pressure

by Boi pussy January 21, 2018


piss pressure

How hard you can pee

Hey, look at my piss pressure!

by Boi pussy January 21, 2018


piss hamper

The laundry hamper that your friend pisses in when they're blacked because they think it's a trash can

"Where did Rachel piss last night when she was blacked out?"
"In the piss hamper, again."

by aanaez September 26, 2021


Piss villain

Piss villain is the type of guy you would see on the streets, he'd be going around giving out gamer girl bath water and ruining people's days. He'd also yell "piss off" to old people in a very exaggerated British accent.

Person 1#: oh my god have you heard about piss villain???
Person 2#: please don't talk about them they yelled at my nan for asking them to walk the fish.

by q-uinn January 14, 2022


bucket of sweaty piss-farts

When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.

That homeless lady that sat next to me on the bus smelled like a bucket of sweaty piss-farts.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 19, 2022