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shorter than a literal sprout.
super jc is not very tall today
A BIGASS FLICK THAT NOCKS YOU OFF YOUR SIZE 8 FEET.
Max: Yo that was some pretty crazy super flick
A new birth control method by which a man crosses his eyes, fingers, and toes at the same immediately before ejaculated, rendering the sperm cells dizzy and only able to swim in circles.
Bro, condoms are the worst. Just raw dog it and give her The Super Wish. It's just as effective.
Super-opposite: When things are superpositioning due to being polar opposites.
Group 1: These people don't know what they're talking about.
Group 2: We do!
Group 1: Can we just super-opposite?
Group 2: Fine.
a groupe of 8 people consisting of three astronomical girls and five orgasmic boys. The girls and one of the boys are the only ones that know about this group, but eventually, the whole eight will know. People are very jealous of this group of hotties. You could compare them to the movie "Normal Adolescent Behavior" except, they do not do crazy sexual acts with all of them at once.
"I wish i was in The Super Magical Eight, then I'd always have someone to hang out with. They're so lucky that they are the coolest people ever, and they don't even have to try!"
"Yeah, but if you were in TSM8 then it would be TSP9, and that just couldn't work."
*sighs in mourning her loss of orgasmicastronominality by being rejected from the supermagical eight*
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When one sit ups so hard and fast they lawn chair themselves and it's hilarious
"I was hanging with Wyatt yesterday and you know him. Fitness nut. But then it happened."
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"..."
"!?!"
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"!?!?!?!?..."
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".....!?!??! What happened??"
"HUH?? Oh what? I spaced out"
"What happened yesterday?"
"Oh Wyatt super sit upped and popped his back. Hes kinda stuck at home now"
"...I hate you"
Nayeli: WOW EMILY, yOU ARE SUPER SWAG!!
Emily: Thanks Nayeli!