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If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis
That guy wearing two glasses look like you
<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JosE Robles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Is Set Free June, seventeenth, Two Thousand And Twenty Five<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JosE Robles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Is Set Free June, seventeenth, Two Thousand And Twenty Five<.7.9.7.6.>
An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
To use your hockey stick like Paul Bunyan chopping down players legs. Intentionally slashing a player usually in retaliation to a dirty play.
Teammate: "what happened behind the play on that last shift"
You: "that rat 63 took a late run at me so I two handed him"
A more modern version of, “two peas in a pod.” It’s when you and another individual(s) thinking/actions are so closely related that it’s uncanny.
We both wanted to get them a fruit basket for their birthday, we really are two airpods, one case!
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《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Thing《¤》One《¤》And《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Thing《¤》Two《¤》