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Rickyism for "sweet and sour chicken".
"Save me some of those sweet and power chicken things."
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The Action of touching yourself in places that were not permitted in sunday school!
choke your chicken until it bleeds.
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The double chicken wing is a sexual act. It occurs when the male is on top, having sex missionary style. He then locks both his arms underneath the woman's knee joints, and pulls both of her legs up towards her head. In this position, both of her legs resemble chicken legs, hence the name "Double Chicken Wing." One added bonus for this position is that it ensures deep delivery.
"After the pool party I took this English skank up to my 300 baht room, and while I was shagging her, I administered the double chicken wing."
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Drive up to a toll booth, look the attendant in the eye, reach out your twenty dollar bill and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the attendant breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts).
If the attendant cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who loves ya?". The multiplier for a smiling attendant is x5 (ie 30sec x 5 = 150). Operation tool booth chicken is not about agitating tool booth attendants, but about prying open the lid of their cold toll booth coma and pouring some sunshine in.
The next day is round 2. If it's the same attendant, multiply total score by an additional multiplier x2 (ie 30sec x 2 x 2 = 120). Third day, if same attendant, multiplier is x3, etc. as difficulty escalates.
NOTE: If the police show up, you're advised NOT to play driver's license chicken for obvious reasons, but if you must, the danger multiplier is x10. And I salute you.
Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 100 points to total your score.
See also: driver's license chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm bored let's go play some toll booth chicken! A six pack says you'll never defeat my 172!"
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A person who beats up on people who are weaker (usually a woman, kid, animal, or guy alone) for money, boredom, laughs or any other reason.
A standover who beats up anyone who is defenseless.
wow, did you see Tanisha's boyfriend Tyron beat up on that girl and guy walking home from the movies for kicks? What a chicken Head
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Another way of saying, "Lets smoke some weed," or " Lets get high." Typically used if you do not want everyone around you to know what you are talking about.
"Hey man what do you want to do?"
"Lets eat some chicken."
"Hell yeah!"
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Figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn't endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in the eye, reach out your driver's license and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the policeman breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). Then multiply by an additional x10 danger multiplier (30sec x 2 x 10 = 600).
If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.
The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.
Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.
See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm starving, man. Even prison food would beat this empty fridge. Let's go play driver's license chicken!"
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