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(From Psychology)
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- the exact opposite of "anal retentive" where one hides the fact one defecates or pounds gargantuan stink burgers out their double bun burger farm, the anal expressive obsessively talks about, and or applies creativity to concept of defecting, one he or she once hid from.
Diarrhea scientists theorize that the Anal Expressivity s an example of a Newton's Third Law or Motion, namely it is an"equal and opposite reaction" of being Anal Retentive at an early stage in life.
When I was younger I was anal retentive. I couldn't poop anywhere but at home. Today I teach courses on how to take a shit off a 5 story building and am the editor of Power Defecator Magazine. I'm anal expressive.
A curriculum vitae listing a jobseekers sexual credentials, written in an erotic, yet professional tone to show sincerity when seeking sex based work.
I’ve applied for a job in one of Amsterdam’s most prestigious boudoirs by submitting my Anal CV, which will surely put me head and shoulders above the other applicants!
When you destroy a girl during anal sex so and you completely destroy her asshole.
During anal sex: babe please don’t anal merc me please.
One day, oh just a normal day! Then? BOOM! POP POP! WAIT WHAT! OH NO MY ASS IS RIPPED OUT, I GOTTA GO TOO THE DOC. I SHOULDA LISTENED TOO THE WIFE AND TOOK THE CORKSCREW OUTTA MY ASS! AND NOW I HAVE ANAL RUPTURE! GODDAMNIT MAN!
You feel a massive drop and pop in your ass, aKa, A Anal Rupture, and honestly, theres nothing too do… your screwed. Don’t mind the pun, but its quite truthful
WHY MAN WHY ME? WHY DID I HAVE TOO BLOW UP LITERALLY! IDK WHAT TOO DO I MEAN MY ANAL HAD A RUPTURE, A RIPOUT IF YOY MUST!
Shoving a fully loaded paintball gun up someone's ass and firing every shot while making the noise, "pew pew".
Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: I'm trying to 'Anal Pew-Pew' you.
While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
When the anus stays gaping after a vigorous bout of anal sex, as if something is still in there.
Gem: I gave that bitch an anal ghost last night, her anus was open for ages.
Max: Dude, that's fucked up.