Back to school for the fool

What you say when someone says something ignorant

Vegan 1: Those cow-sperm drinkers disgust me sometimes.
Vegan 2: Back to school for the fool

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Chipmunk on the back Deck

Fetish. When a person gets sexual gratification by feeding small, furry rodents from the rectum or buttocks.

Getting a chipmunk on the back deck always brings a smile to Silver's face!

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Sprinkle the Back Hole

The act of showering the butt area with some kind of "showerable" substance, like sprinkles, money, water, etc.

I'm gonna sprinkle the back hole!

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Go back to Oxford

You say GO BACK TO OXFORD to someone who has a yuppy pad in Central London that they stay in off and on, which is now in Tier 2 or 3 covid-19 zone.

Jo Bloggs friend in London via phone: "Are you coming down to visit me in my pad this weekend Jo?"
Jo Bloggs in Cambridge: "How common!!! Just go back to Oxford."

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Beast with one back

Mastrubation either female or male

She watched her favorite porn and created the beast with one back.

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reverse smack-back

a volleyball term used to describe when some is in the process of a smack-back (look it up for defintion) and it is smack by the opposite team

sally hits the ball up to kelly,
kelly hits the ball over the net
cally (on the other team) jumps and smacks it back at kelly
brandon to phil "what a reverse smack-back!!!"

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back door guest

A person who has anal sex with you on a regular basis

Jim: have you met Freddie
James: Who’s Freddie
Jim: oh he’s just my back door guest

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