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local band from nothern virginia, who uses generic lyrics and average chords to make their music. they suck. they are wanna be emo with a gay screaming in the background. all they fans are 13 year old girls but for a good reason. in conclusion they suck
any stupid "hardcore" "rock" band that you hate is what star lit eyes sounds like.
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during sex while the lady is on top, the man takes his finger and lightly tickles the butt hole.
Johnny: Hey Jery did ya fuck yer old lady last night?
Jery: oh yeah. I i gave her the brown eye tickle too. She LOVED it.
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The act of flushing the rule 34 out of your eyes.
When you pass eye bleach to someone to clean their eyes of sin.
You should not actually put bleach in eye tho.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH"-You
Yo. What's wrong?-Friend
You got Eye Bleach™?-You
Ye. On manga site and read a r34 manga eh?-Friend
Ok. I got you.-Friend
Thanks .-You
Can you Pass The Bleach™? © Me, Myself, and I
When you pass bleach, you are cleaning your eyes.
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Usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your ass cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with Mr. Captain Red Eye himself.
My girl cheated on me so I went over to her house and introduced her to Captain Red Eye.
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when a girl has the king of eyes you wouldnt mind waking up next to, usually with brown eyes
guy 1 - wow her eyes are so beautiful
guy2 - what color?
guy 1 - they are bed room eyes
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Racial slur against the asian race because their eyes seem to be closed or not open widely.
Andrea Nguyen is asian so i tell her to open your eyes.
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Everyone sees beauty in different ways. We all have our own standards & opinions on what we find pleasant to the eye. Beauty is subjective. What one person considers ugly may seem beautiful to another.
I don't think Aunty Anne's boyfriend is that attractive, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess. -modified from the web
"But when the Lord comes down to personally bless this mess of a North Carolina public school system, he delivers...MAC STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya take two cheese sticks, any two cheese sticks. You layer bread... cheese stick... bread. U pop it in the oven just long enough to melt the cheese then ya put em' in those cute little paper boats. NO SEASONING!!!!!!!! BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER & to the beholders, you say "mac sticks" and the kids say "MAC STICKS!!!!". Gordon Ramsey feels a feeling he hasn't felt since his mom made him that ratatouille and he sheds a single MEATY TEAR." - Illymation's video PUBLIC SCHOOL FOOD.
Although beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it stumps profoundly even the greatest scientists how someone could like someone as ugly as you. California is a strange place.
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