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The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket
Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.
Mexican tail gunner,, having sex doggie style, pulling out just a you cum and lobbing a load in her hair, then yelling " viva".
Last night I gave Sarah a"mexican tail gunner " in her new hair doo.
Its a mexican that is still salty about lose there land
STOP BEING A SALTY MEXICAN
The act of a female holding a man’s penis and the man moves the female’s arm to masturbate.
Bro, my girl was feeling lazy so we compromised with a Mexican rudder.
Samuel: "I feel like shit, bro"
Bro: "It's because you drank the Mexican poison!"
EXAMPLE 1:
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.