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the roast with the strength of ten men
dick: u r bich frik u
me: well ur mom gae lul
dick: fucking dies
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phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.
Me: "What time is it?"
Amanda: "Umm...Half past your mom? =| "
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its a bad insult from 2017 which i constantly used by losers
first guy "bro your stupid" second guy "ur mom gae"
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Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.
Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.
I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.
That chick is soccer mom slizzard.
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1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.
2. What it is that I fucked last night.
1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.
2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.
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When a group of 8-10 men jizz on a soccer ball, and then one of the dude's kicks said soccer ball into soccer mom's face. This is so KC.
Dude, I just KC Soccer Mom Slammed that bitch.
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A more gratuitous derivative of the simple Your Mom, in which someone describes having sexual relations with another's mother in an attempt to offend or shock them. While it almost always used either sarcastically or as a form of trolling, it can also be found being used by typical players in online gaming matches who have decided that actual insults simply did not display their rage thoroughly enough.
Never, ever used with any sort of context.
Player #1: No! What are you doing!?! You're letting them take the fla-
Player #2: I DID YOUR MOM.
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