B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r

Fuckin Retard

B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r is fuckin retarded

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z瑟g(f)蕯蕦(f)z瑟g(t)蕯a(f)

A type of lover who works hard to fit in with your life, because they love you so much and are willing to put in effort to make your relationship work
(Alternate spelling: 👒z瑟g👒蕯蕦🎩z瑟g👒蕯a)

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really want a z瑟g(f)蕯蕦(f)z瑟g(t)蕯a(f)!

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1qw2e34rt5y67ui89op0[-=]\azsxcdfvbgnhmj,k.l;/'~!QW@E#$R%T^YU&I*O()P{_}+|ZAXSDCFVGBNHMJ<K>L:?"

your the newfound god of boredom.

1qw2e34rt5y67ui89op0-=\azsxcdfvbgnhmj,k.l;/'~!QW@E#$R%T^YU&I*O()P{_}+|ZAXSDCFVGBNHMJ<K>L:?"

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Y👏O👏U A👏R👏E S👏T👏U👏P👏I👏D

People that decide not to wear masks, and go to the fucking Mc Donalds and cough on the cashier.

Karen: Yeah, I went to {Mc Donalds yesterday, and they said I had to wear a mask...
Kevin: Anddddd...?
Karen: I didn't wear a mask.

Kevin: ...
Karen: I also fake coughed on the cashier, it was hilariou--
Kevin *backing away*: Y👏O👏U A👏R👏E S👏T👏U👏P👏I👏D

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Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

When you are bored and have nothing to do, so you type all the letters on the keyboard. From A to Z in space

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.

James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.