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the jism found on a chinese dinner when you weren't expecting anyone to wank on it.
Martin waS AT JIM MORGAN'S HOUSE WHEN HE ASKED ME TO EAT "CUM OF SUM GUY". i SAID NO YOU TIGHT GINGER TWAT.
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A guy friend who is more than a friend but not to the point of a best guy friend
I have a semi best guy friend
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The epic sax guy challenge is the act of consuming shrooms before attempting to last through the whole 10 hours of the epic sax guy video.
"Hey, what's up with Rick?"
"He's attempting the epic sax guy challenge"
"OH SHIT"
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A male who is desperate for a woman even though she has shown clearly many times she sees him as only a friend and nothing more will come of it. Despite the constant rejections he still lingers like a homeless animal in hopes he’ll get his chance with her through his nice deeds and constant random times he visits to bring her food and kissing her ass in any way he can. He doesn’t realize that it makes him look absolutely pathetic and there comes this phrase « nice guys finish last » because a girl he’s into doesn’t want to have sex with him since In all reality boys don’t do this for nothing in return.
In reality he’s giving his time and attention on a girl who uses him while she wants some other guy with muscles and a fuckboy vibe who will use her for sex that he unfortunately is not giving. Rather than moving the fuck on to a girl who deserves him he remains like some annoying pest because of her beauty which she probably doesn’t have. Therefore this time and heartbreak depletes this boy into thinking he needs to become an ass to get a girl but it’s not him that’s the problem but in reality his own filthy stupid taste in fucked up whores with big time daddy issues.
Nice guys finish last are boys who cry victim when the fuckgirl won’t bend down for them from their constant compliments and nice chivalry they shower her with.
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1. (n.) An irresistibly gorgeous latino.
2. (n.) A dude that takes your breath away when a half-cocked smile graces his luscious lips a.k.a. a 'Pac Moment'.
3. (n.) Joe from Texas.
1. "I met this FINE ASS MEXICAN GUY in the parking lot and DAMN i had a 'Pac-Moment' cuzz he took my breath away.... "
2. "I met Joe from Texas & he so hot that I was stupefied. I tripped over my stilettos tryina give him my digits!"
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To fix something quickly and inexpensively and not to the best possible degree.
Sorry man, I only did a Black Guy Fix-up.
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Noun (professional vernacular);
Shortened form: Bill Nye
The grade attributed to college work that is especially poor, incomprehensible, or which otherwise provokes a negative response from the grader, i.e. "Jesus Horatio Christ on a jet-ski, this paper is fucking awful."
Symbolized by a frowny face drawn in feces (preferriby non-human, but results may vary according to circumstances) on the physical copy of the student's paper.
Etymology: a variation of the pornographic and scatological practice known as the Dirty Sanchez.
Great jumping skyscrapers of fetid whale excrement, this pile of regurgitated crap gets a Bill Nye the Science Guy!
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