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David picked up a rock and smashed on his head and hit the kid about 17 times David said "your friends are next"the kid was dead. David went home covered in blood and parts of his guts.David walked in the house his mom said"how was your day honey"then she said"David why are you covered in blood"David look at his mom and smiled creepy like. He walked away and went to take a shower his walk in David squealed like a demon his closed the door. later that night David started listening to Pumped up kicks it was load she did not know how it got that load she went to Davids room and open the door in rage when she opened the David looked at his mom and smiled "David turn off that music David squealed it was so load. Blood started coming out of her ears all of her blood did she dead on the floor David went to sleep. David got up the next day and went to school. the school gant went up to him and pushed him David said "you should be working on farm as a slave" a kid from the gane said" fuck you white boy" they beat the living shit out of David but then David squealed one kid started bleeding out his ears.
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Typical held by large males who bath infrequently. Ways to identify the Tier 2 technician:
1. Addicted to WOW (World of Warcraft)
2. Plays D&D on lunch breaks.
3. Can recite word for word any Monty Python Movie. (Ditto for any Star Wars)
4. Normally unkempt, dirty, smells especially offensive after an all night LAN party.
5. Breath can knock a buzzard off a caca wagon at 50 yards.
6. Wears retro video game t-shirts.
7. Thinks everyone that matters can read binary.
8. Thinks most people they speak to on the phone are in need of an IQ injection.
9. Still has infantile fantasies about "Threes Company" stars.
10. Will often work for bandwidth.
Upon hearing that a new Star Wars film was going to be released, Andrew a Tier 2 Tech Support Agent put in for his vacation so that he could have a chance being first in to see the movie.
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1.A time of biblical proportions when robots roamed the earth and enslaved humans for the sole purpose of breeding monkeys.
2.Superior being
3.A well known brand of peanut cooker
4.All of the above
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we all have givin a girl 2 in the clit, 1 in the shit atleast once in our life right guys?
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"I got 2 phones" is a phrase/tiktok meme/tiktok trend that is around in mid 2023. The word i got 2 phones is from a Song named 2 phones by Kevin Gates which have lyrics "I got 2 phones, one for the plug and one for the load".
This phrase will usually be used in tiktok comments on i got 2 phones meme that used to make fun of something such as LGBTQ+, Feminist, Controversy and etc. you can find this on tiktok.
I got 2 phones 🔥🔥🔥💯💯
I am in the possession of two cellular devices 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣
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A home brew beer that is made by 2 buddies hanging out, using only 1 cup for wastage when siphoning the beer from fermenter to bottling bucket.
Have you tasted 2 Guys 1 Cup? It's a fantastic Hefeweizen perfect for spring and summer.
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A video game you can play in school
Brayden: Have you played Super Smash Flash 2?
Zakaria: Ya. I'm playing it right now!!!
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